Dog-fighting, weed: Should Vick go to jail?

Michael Vick touting weed on the Onion.com

Dogfighting and weed are just two peas in a pod, right?

I think Michael Vick should be suspended from the NFL for at least a year. He lied to the commissioner and that's the penalty. But the idea of prison time is STUPID!

Yes, it's a shame that he was involved with dog fighting and even dog murder, but let's get real folks. We murder millions of cows, pigs, chickens and fish EVERY day.

So, why does a dog rate so high? Talk about discrimination.

Had Vick eaten the dog, would it have been O.K.?

The idea that Vick is going to prison is dumb. The idea that marijuana is going to have any impact on Vick's dog-fighting case is even dumber. So what!!!!!!!!!!

Let Vick get stoned!!! A bunch of PETA-loving crackers are going to railroad him into prison, cut the guy some slack already!