Rate masturbation: Good, bad, how often?

Masturbation is good for you. How often do you masturbate?

Have you seen the 40 Year Old Virgin? That is possibly one of the funniest masturbation scenes ever in a movie.

Why do we make such a big deal over masturbation? Is choking the chicken really that dangerous? Is it only funny until someone loses an eye? O.K., that was cheap and not very funny.

Obviously, since porn basically runs the Internet, there is a lot of masturbation going on in the world. So what? Perhaps if more people masturbated, or were open to masturbation, there wouldn't be as many sexual crimes.

More interesting, recent research demonstrates that the more a man ejaculates, the stronger his sperm.

Do you masturbate? How often do you masturbate? Are you ashamed of your masturbation, or simply ashamed of the idea of masturbation? Are you someone that doesn't ever masturbate? If not, why not?

Or, are you crazy about masturbation?

Rate the importance of masturbation in your life.