Tom Cruise's Alien Bunker?

Is Tom Cruise really afraid of Zenu?

"Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth," writes UK's ThisIsLondon.

Of course, whom is crazier, Tom Cruise or ThisIsLondon for believing a report in Star Magazine? Granted, Star was correct regarding the story about monkeys flying out of my butt, but everyone gets lucky now and again.

Rate who is crazier: Tom Cruise, Star Magazine, or the people whom read Star?